Total Medals Earned: 32 (From 11 different games.) Total Medal Score: 545 Points
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/295 points)
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/130 points)
Medals Earned: 5/5 (125/125 points)
Medals Earned: 1/5 (25/125 points)
Medals Earned: 4/7 (130/340 points)
Medals Earned: 2/8 (30/270 points)
Medals Earned: 10/20 (50/375 points)
Medals Earned: 2/14 (10/515 points)
Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/115 points)
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/290 points)
Start The Game
Get Defeated by a Nerd
Defeat Jack
Defeat Luis
Defeat ninjamuffin99
Defeat Tom Fulp
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Exit the Gas Station
You found your way home
Drink all the Beer
Get Sniped By A Camper
You Freaking Idiot
Lose The Gulag
Win The Gulag
Eliminate An Enemy Team
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Start Your First Day
Complete Story Mode
Get 3 Stars in Story Mode
Get Fired
Let Every Farmer Pass Their Audits
Get 30 Coins in Endless Mode
Get 90 Coins in Endless Mode
Get 150 Coins in Endless Mode
Call in some friends for some massive mayhem.
You've got a pretty good basketball shot!
That's a pretty good kick!
Splat! She's flat for real now.
You have mastered the Tao of Darnell.
Like a Samurai Warrior!
Heeeeeeeeeeeere's you!
That there crowbar's fixed her up good!
Give the Shotgun a go!
You have crossed the moral event horizon.
Sometimes a change of scenery is nice.
You have mastered all the tools of your trade.
The rarest pokemon in Gensokyo.
Kill her 50 times.
Do it like Shotgun Man
Insane! That's over a 100 kills!
Launch Madness: Off-Color.
Die.
Killcount: 50
Killcount: 100
Killcount: 200
Killcount: 300
Equip Pico's Uzi (1/1000 Drop Chance)
Try out Experiment Mode.
Be a homie and look at the credits.
Load the game
defeat the woman 1000 times
defeat the woman 10 times
defeat the woman with covfefe
defeat the woman 100 times
play computer with the woman
Cool the woman down a bit with the fan
Watch all animations
press play on the main menu
Punch the woman in the head
stab woman
shoot woman, you fucking freak
put away important documents with the woman
Complete Level 1
Complete Level 2
Complete Level 3
Complete Level 4
Complete Level 5
Complete Level 6
